Answer is, bluntly delivered, bemused pale-blue eyes and twisty smile, You, Pro-fes-sor.
The treatment of Indians in the film is much like the treatment of Japanese in Lost in Translation: their speech is untranslated, their cultural mores presented through the bemused and uncomprehending eyes of the Whitman brothers, not mean-spirited but utterly foreign.
By the end of this unlikely PA, some of the crowd are cheering, others are bemused, but everyone's eyes are on the band.
So I was bemused when Mick's eyes nearly popped out of his head and his face turned red when I asked him if he had any advice he'd like me to pass on in this space regarding how best to publicize your La Cañada organization.
If anything, his eye becomes more bemused by the America he encounters in all its contradictions.
In front of us was an advertisement for a radio program that featured a familiar face, a certain bald man with big, twinkly eyes and a bemused smile.
Jonathan Coe: The Rotters' Club (Viking £14.99) Captures through the eyes of a bemused teenager the fateful moment in British history when 'old' Labour collapsed.
For an actor thought to embody the Latin lover, Mastroianni (above, with Ms. Loren) was (in the way that Johnny Depp can be) an almost passive seducer, happy to take in the pleasures that Ms. Loren brought his way, through his sleepy eyes, which radiated bemused resignation.
To be a professional singer, she says, and as successful as Elaine Page -- a statement that elicits great hilarity and hyperactive camera close-ups of the judges' bemused disbelief and the snickering, eye-rolling audience.
