"Whew, I'm worn out," he jokes, before thanking the people who put together the introductory movie.
Wales answers: "I am a really fast typist," before thanking the community of 3,000 volunteers.
At a ceremony in Bonn the Germans apologised to Mr Farmer for waiting for 50 years before thanking him.
"No energy," Ms. Fish said of one young Southerner with delicate, chiseled features, before thanking and dismissing him.
"This is a surprise," she said, before thanking her "irritating" manager and Mr. Weinstein for believing in her film.
She let Ms. Steinem finish eating before thanking her for all that she had done for women of the world.
Chelsea's 19-year-old academy product joked he would play in defence to get onto the field, before thanking the club's supporters for their strong backing.
Isn't it strange that the strongest, most feminist women always attract the most diabolical men? "I know," she says sadly, before thanking me for calling her a feminist.
Tilda Swinton said hers "walks on water", though not before thanking her agent, that most loyal keeper of the flame, beating out even husbands (37) and children (24).
He began by chatting up the award itself ("Mmm, pretty statue... ..) before thanking his publicist for telling him "where to go, what to eat, who to fuck".
"I will always give 100percenttoto entertain y'all," she says afterward, almost breathless, before thanking her dancers, her crew and her all-female band.
