No one knows where the bedroom – kitted out with an Ikea bed, potted plant, wallpaper and TV – came from, and whether it is some kind of art project, political statement or prank.
Stay The Cross Keys restaurant-with-rooms (doubles from £110 B&B) may be housed in a building which dates back some 850 years, but the nine en suite bedrooms are kitted out in a contemporary style, with comfortable beds, iPod docks and freestanding baths or monsoon showers.
The farmhouse-style bedrooms are prettily kitted out with pine furniture and patchwork quilts, and some have views down the Winster Valley.
But first her library of antiquarian books took over the second bedroom, and then her perfuming kit colonized the kitchen.
He set up the kit in his bedroom and his parents gave him certain times to practice.
So Ms. Meier and her husband, Randy, created the Room Spacing Kit ($7.99), for the bedroom, living room, children's room and office-studio.
Buy Now {9} House bedside table: £175, johnlewis.com From John Lewis's great-value House range, you can kit out the whole bedroom in chests, dressing tables, hanging rails and mirrors with notch detail.
That's right: Paltrow suggests spicing things up in the bedroom with a little Kama Sutra kit -- containing things like "Love Liquid" and "Sweet Almond Massage Oil" -- and tips gleaned from the aforementioned sex book.
The firm also sells a kit for a three-bedroom pine cabin for $375, which Mr Saziya designed as a starter home but which has also excited interest from tourist lodges.
Upstairs there are 10 pleasingly kitted-out bedrooms and the exclusive Restaurant Jean-Francois Piège.
Just off the central green, it presents 306 elegantly kitted out bedrooms and a superb panorama from its top-floor restaurant.
