And perhaps she is: the book makes more sense if it's looked at this way, with its aperçus about "Ageing Naturally Without Looking Like Time-Lapse Photography of a Rotting Sparrow", and how feminists do the best Photoshop jobs because they take out the armpit stubble but "leave the meat on your bones".
The surgeon came out of the operation and declared it a success because mechanically it was as they took out a dead section of her intestines and stitched her back together.
The voters threw out George Bush and the Republicans two years ago because of the economy, and yesterday they took out their frustration on Democrats in Congress.
"The vast majority of migrants go to the UK to work, and they actually contribute more to the welfare system than they take out, purely because they tend to be younger than the average population, and of working age," Mr Todd told the BBC Two's Daily Politics.
It is because they took Jesus out of their societies and it's been replaced by darkness".
But every woman has tales of obstacles, of discrimination and of compromise, whether missing bedtime, missing a promotion because they took time out to raise a family, being paid less than male equivalents, being talked over by men in meetings or of being assumed to be the PA.
He said the operations were unlawful because they took asylum seekers out of Australian waters and towards Indonesia's territorial sea, possibly constituting another form of people smuggling, which is a criminal offence.
We're not fat, sick, tired and depressed because they took phys ed out of the school system or because everyone watches too much television.
"Costumes and makeup are so important because they take you out of yourself," he continued.
