A: Squirrel dumplings and blackberry cobbler.
It's because of a squirrel.
Well, not according to Jasper Lambsharkssen, a child psychiatrist in private practice and the author of the forthcoming book "Because I'm Older Than You, Because You Have the Brain of a Squirrel, and Because I Fucking Said So: Why Being Friends with Your Kids Is Dumb".
My agents sent it to publishers everywhere…who decreed it unpublishable, because it was, well, about a squirrel, and yet not for kids.
If you cannot see the inside of your nose because your nostrils look like a squirrel's nest/beaver lodge, there's a simple solution -- get rid of it.
Once your dog figures out that ringing the bell means you'll take him/her out, she/he may start ringing the bell not because she/he needs to pee or poop, but because there's a squirrel outside, it's boring indoors, or she/he just thinks it's fun to make you take him/her outside.
Edoardo, my grandfather, gave a little painting of a squirrel to my grandmother Adela because he thought she was always busy and going around like a squirrel all day long.
The robot looks and sounds like a squirrel, its tail moves sort of like a squirrel's, but because its plastic body is covered in rabbit fur it doesn't smell like a squirrel.
