Housed in the old town cinema, a sloping floor leads you down to collections featuring art and theology, while the first floor bears a massive collection of fiction.
But Mr Netanyahu, scion of a proud revisionist family (his father, an eminent historian), bears a massive chip on his shoulder against the "establishment" which he still sees as Labour-run.
This may cost dearly from a career point of view, and be a screaming bore and a massive chore.
It is not exactly a theme park (though there is a playground, and a zoo featuring llamas and bears), but a massive outdoor collection of the country's Soviet-era statues, as well as log cabins containing thousands of other exhibits, from rugs with Lenin's face on them to Pioneer drums, communist toys, flags, paintings and Soviet-era calculators.
These include a bear attack, a massive object falling out of the sky on to his head, a lightning strike, a long drawn-out asphyxiation, a slip, a drowning; all written in poems of wildly differing size, shape, tone and verse.
Sparse vegetation is juxtaposed with impressive petrified tree trunks, borne out of a massive volcanic eruption 20 million years ago, wiping out a dense jungle that was home to a prehistoric species named deinothere, a bizarre-looking elephant precursor.
The sun bore down on a massive parking lot in Simi Valley just before noon, baking the asphalt.
The giant flag of a Russian bear unfolded across a massive stand the length of a touchline was an impressive feat of co-ordination, but it wasn't particularly scary.
The bears were such a massive concern that Suncor hired a wildlife contractor called Bear Scare to, you guessed it, scare bears away—or rather, to "aversely condition" them.
The bears were such a massive concern that Suncor hired a wildlife contractor called Bear Scare to, you guessed it, scare bears away—or rather, to "aversely condition" them.
But, the neighbourhood bears signs of massive devastation.
