Airborne drones patrol the beach, bizarre election rallies march around the ornamental gardens and, to ominous recorded church bells, a procession of giant luminous skeletons and lampshade-headed women winds through the Mediterranean arches and chocolate-box promenades of Portmeirion.
Lisa Beach, who cast "Election" and all three "Scream" movies, had a less conventional suggestion: the loud, gay comedian Bruce Vilanch.
He was woefully out of place and in a hurry, spending just enough time to remind people that it wasn't just a beach day; it was an Election Day.
In the new one, we see Chelsea trotting around the globe, joking about being Oprah in Russia and interviewing spring breakers about the election on the beach in Florida.
Even Mr Clinton was once forced to leave the beach: in 1995, with an election looming, his pollster, Dick Morris, told him that people wanted to see him hiking in the country rather than frolicking with celebrities.In this section Another costly war that America can never win?
The soon-to-be prime minister and speaker of parliament both announced they would spend election day on the beach, an example unlikely to bolster the turnout.
His primary opponent Nanette Barragán, an attorney and former member of the Hermosa Beach City Council, has accused Hall of breaking election law by spending almost $100,000 of general election funds on the primary.
Subjects include clean beaches, campaigning during a special Congressional election, and protecting piers.
And who could forget Neil Kinnock's famous tumble into the sea on Brighton beach in 1983, when the Labour leadership election contest was underway.
Anyway, when I travelled to Tel Aviv for the 1981 elections, we sat at a beach restaurant for hours and he told me the story of his big first break at CBS.
Before the last election she announced the new Northern Beaches hospital would also be privately run.
