Woken at 7am for mass, breakfast would be two slices of bread; lunch was potatoes and a bit of meat; supper was two more slices of bread.
However, an unhealthy meal would be two slices of pizza, and a humongous glass of Coca-Cola.
There are three slices of bread, two of them get butter, the sandwich is built from there with ham, Swiss, slaw, butter, bread, roast beef, Swiss again, Russian, butter, bread.
Let's get honest: That was two slices of supreme pizza.
Aside from a spread celebrating Bake Off champion Nadiya Hussain, there were two slices of praise for the corporation.
Breakfast for me is two slices of toast with peanut butter and a cup of tea, as well as a protein shake.
This one was four slices of pork loin arranged around chipotle rice pilaf, with a liberal slopping of roasted jalapeno salsa.
Mum used to do Fish cakes which were two slices of Scollop potatoes with fish in-between and battered.
We were given nothing to eat or drink until nine am two slices of bread, beetroot marmalade and black 'coffee', the next meal at one pm was cabbage soup with macaroni in it and more 'coffee'coffee
Most odd is two slices of pork belly, cooked for seven hours before being grilled, in a sticky glaze that smells lightly of Marmite".
