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Mac: I think they'd say you were a total idiot – and you would be it you went to live in Grimsby!
So here's an alternative list of simple tips on how to talk to/date/generally interact with a woman without being a total idiot.
And when I was 15, I got this book called 'Making Movies,' by Sidney Lumet, and I started reading it, and all of a sudden I realized that I was a total idiot, an ignorant fool.
Plus, Nancy was right, blue colouring already sent out this like, super subtle non-verbal VOTE CONSERVATIVE IF YOU LIKE CAKE message, & appaz it could literally not have come on a better day, because of Oik being a total idiot #google #WTF?
Many customers are rude: they talk on their cellphones in front of the clerks trying to wait on them, toss money or credit cards onto the counter rather than putting it into the clerk's hand, speak to the clerk as if he or she is a total idiot, blame the store's staff for product problems, and then react nastily when the clerk can't solve their problem.
When I asked why he'd spend almost the entire amount on one acquisition, he didn't so much nod, answer or agree as make a face that said "Yes, thank you for not assuming I'm a total idiot".
The officers looked at me as if I were a total idiot.
They respond by saying things like, "You're right, I'm a total idiot (jerk, fool, slob, etc).
No one is above reproach for them; everyone is a total idiot, a total hypocrite, a total bigot, or all of the above.
