Suddenly, the caulk around the rim of the bathtub broke and the tub rose from its tiled frame.
Yet all I could see were beds hanging from rooms, bathtubs broken in half, hanging from the second floor.
"Home is where you fall down in the bathtub & break your leg," said an insurance pamphlet we got a couple of years ago.
The result: heavy partying and at least one broken bathtub.
LifeNews, a tabloid news site seen as loyal to the Kremlin, published several photos of a broken bathtub.
The next night, I read an entire book out loud to Ellen while we sit at opposite ends of the bathtub, taking sporadic breaks for cocaine and cocktail making.
The year 2017 promises an embarrassment of riches in the arts and culture scene that will make 2016 look like the year William Howard Taft broke the bathtub in the White House because he was too fat.
There was little heat, rusty water came from the taps, and the sink, bathtub and only toilet were often broken.
Scattered in the overgrowth was the accumulated debris of half a decade's worth of experimental living: broken tools, a rusting bathtub, twisted chunks of corrugated metal.
There may be a limited audience, then, for an episode that presents him at every commercial break, sitting in a sudsy bathtub, tattooed and shirtless, offering romantic advice: "Getting hammered on a first date never leads to a second date".
