By rights she should hang round the swankier bars of Manchester, hoping to be spotted, roasted and, if she's unlucky, wed to a League Two footballer.
In Tyre, while there are still drinks to be had, some restaurants and pubs have removed alcohol from behind their windows and bars in hopes of becoming less of a target, while continuing to quietly serve.
I'd also emailed a number of bars in the hopes of playing some open-mic nights along the way, which I assumed would be OK with the US government.
Others go off to work in the seedy bars of downtown Bangkok, hoping that one of their "clients" will make honest women of them someday.
Occasionally the camera peers in through the windows, as though pressing against the bars of a birdcage, hoping to see the feathers fly.
St. Valentine was a prisoner who sent his love light out into the vast expanse through the bars of his cell, hoping those who cared about him would "see it" and "feel it".
While you are off reading about them in gossip mags, hitting up their favorite clubs or bars in hopes of catching a rare glimpse, or getting a earful by watching TMZ, you are actually lowering you own self-image.
Fifty years ago Joseph Weber dangled metal bars in the hope of detecting telltale movement that could only be explained by a passing warp in spacetime.
Or, spend a couple of evenings in the hotel bar in hopes of meeting your idol.
Just as they are starting to contemplate spending the rest of their youth behind bars, they are given a glimmer of hope.
However, several key political detainees have been kept behind bars, dampening hopes of prominent human right campaigners of a broader amnesty.
