His name was added to the infamous "list of 'bean ball' victims".
"It's like being the dodge-ball victim," said the Toyota dealer.
Amy Satterthwaite was a first-ball victim and in her third over Shaw took the prized scalp of the Kiwi captain, Haidee Tiffen, who was the glue holding their innings together.
I collected the subs and consoled first-ball victims.
He might have fallen first ball, the third victim in a hat-trick for Glenn McGrath and, if he had, Australia would surely have won the Test and retained the Ashes.
Dominic Cork hung around for 45 minutes, taking a blow over his left eye for his trouble, but he went lbw, Tudor was caught at the wicket two balls later, Gough was another lbw victim next ball and Mullally surrendered abjectly.
Robert Croft and David Harrison, out first ball, were the victims.
Jones might have had another victim next ball too, but a vociferous appeal for caught behind off Kevin Pietersen was turned down.
A searingly quick bouncer seemed to unsettle the senior Waugh, who became Tudor's first Test victim next ball, bowled by an equally fast, pitched-up nip-backer.
The next day, they learn that the members of the Sanders-Hardiman expedition are falling into comas, with fragments of a shattered crystal ball found near each victim.
Are we going to shut off the lights, curl up in a ball, and slap a victim sticker on our foreheads?
