For Potter, the response has been overwhelming: "We've had thousands of emails saying, 'We're so glad you're back!' One guy joked he had been taken off suicide watch, while another woman wrote in to say her husband was much happier now he had his monthly fix.
"Now I've had sex with a machine and I can't go back," one guy said.
They all wept during the movie, clapped at the end, were all patting me on the back, with one guy telling me that not only was it the best movie he'd ever been involved with, but the classic American film of all time.
Pistons Coach Rick Carlisle echoed that, adding: "If he has the ball, you've got to get five guys back because one guy can't keep him in front of him on the dead run.
"The site goes back to one guy, working part time," he said, matter-of-factly.
They throw the dog in the back; then one guy goes in there and says which dog is dead.
The team, he writes, is a mess "but its downward trajectory tracks back to one guy: The Chairman of the Board".
I remember one time I had nothing to do, so I helped deliver all night, and we went back to this one guy's house like three or four times.
A devious trickster with a coat of many pockets, each filled with useful stuff such as burrs, fleas and unguents, Panurge sews one guy's head back on, enabling him to report on the lousy job-market in Hell: Agamemnon's now "a licker-out of casseroles", Hannibal's an "egg-man", and Pope Calixtus has to barber "women's naughty cracks".
There are people being punched in the head, people being punched in the back, and at least one guy who gets wrestled to the ground in the middle of the whole thing and stomped by a raving throng of groupies.
