Or how a Gen Yer looks back on overalls and Blossom hats and t-shirts, knotted to the side.
If a new relationship is not agreed we leave with no two-year transition period, and we go back to WTO tariffs – yer Hard Brexit.
Little surprise, then, that he was the star attraction at the rally, with the crowd erupting as they belted each line – "Tell Westminster Tories that Scotland's no longer yer slave" – back at the stage, and a smoke flare was let off to welcome him.
I'm not 'avin yer buggerin' off back to London at the first opportunity".
If yer knocked over, get back up on yer feet.
Some better news for yer actual England, with Ian Poulter carding back to back birdies at 5 and 6.
"It's war!" screams the Daily Star, with depressing predictability, and a picture of a grinning Wayne Rooney wearing a tin hat, like what yer great-uncle Tommy did back in yer actual fackin day.
In a 1913 book called Malingering, 664 pages of concentrated medical teeth-grinding dedicated to "My Friend, the British Workman, to Whom I Owe Much", Sir John Collie MD, JP, notes approvingly a colleague's remark that "the working classes... are always counselled 'when yer git 'urt, say it's yer back; the doctors can't never get round yer back'".
When a girl shouts "Get yer top off!", he heckles her back: "Imagine how misogynistic that would be if I said the same to you".
When she came back, she said, "Well, have you missed me?" and I went, "Yer, of course".
And yer driving me insane, Cuz now the whip across your back is connected to your brain.
