The baby helmet, for over-protective parents who don't want their darling to every experience a bump or a scratch.
Congratulate the baby for rolling over!
Australian prime minister Julia Gillard delivered a historic national apology in parliament on Thursday to the thousands of unwed mothers who were forced by government policies to give up their babies for adoption over several decades.
And these are expensive babies, selling for over $3 million each, and requiring proud, skilled workers.
We didn't find any orphanages, but then, when a couple offered me a baby for sale over dinner, it was shocking".
The head of the Catholic church in England and Wales has apologised for its part in the" hurt" caused to young unmarried women who say they were felt pressured into handing over their babies for adoption in the 1950s, 60s and 70s.
I spent a lot of time feeling angry at the nurses for having dominion over my babies, for not knowing my children's names, and for not having chairs.
But in covering a shocking new story about how Planned Parenthood sells fetal tissue from aborted babies for profit, the AP bent over backwards to use clinical euphemisms to soften the blow of the ghoulish practice.
Bea was a practicing, professional baby-nurse for over 60 years.
"I didn't lose my baby weight for over a year," she said.
