You get neither the inspired all-ages whimsy of Vincent Price cavorting with monster puppets, nor the awful-god-I-can't-unsee-it scene of a kitty cat performing oral sex on a giant plush walrus as his adorable fins flex.
Predestinating: the awful absence of God, of the Calvinist God, becomes, in a way, God.
"It was a terrible, just God-awful idea," wrote my colleague Alex Robert Ross at Noisey.
"But that's what did it... this god awful town, with these god awful people who were bleeding me dry, saw fit that my money was not enough.
I felt awful, like, my God, why was I there?
Apart from that god awful texture, where's the flavour?
We cooked it and ate it, and it was god awful".
Doesn't that description sound an awful lot like God? "Certainly," Professor Dawkins replies.
Their goal was to create a bank that wasn't god awful.
Yet, they're inconveniently located, no one wants to clean them, the lights are god awful.
Yes, most FM radio stations are god awful, playing the same insipid, unimaginative fare over and over again.
