If the M.V.I. award existed, Kenyon Martin would have my vote, hands down.
That's why the Bad Sex Award exists, and is so easy to bestow.
If a Golden Flag award existed it would be on Di Vaio's mantlepiece.
According to legend he was awarded a posthumous Victoria Cross, but no record of such an award exists.
If an award existed for ensuring that New Yorkers ate well on Sunday (and every other day), Eli Zabar, whose gastronomic empire includes E.A.T. on Madison Avenue, the Vinegar Factory, Eli's Manhattan and Eli's Bread, would be a serious contender.
You could argue that other fighters deserved the honor more and that Mayweather really should share self-promoter of the year with De La Hoya, if such an award existed, but his fame and riches had dazzled the voters.
Some of them may be seen at the Musée Cernuschi until Jan . 3in a stunningly beautiful presentation that would easily earn the international prize for Asian art exhibitions if such an award existed.
At least two other judges had been pushing Frayn, 66. Mr Kaufman unusually declared that Anita Desai, shortlisted for her novel Fasting, Feasting, would have been the judges' runner-up if such an award existed.
The Tony Award for "most intriguing venue for downtown dance" — if such an award existed, of course — might well go to robbinschilds for "Seriously Heavy (i hurt myself hurting you)," which opened on Thursday night at the Autumn Bowl in Brooklyn.
The faster game favored the running back, and in a series of remarkable victories against Harvard, Army, Penn and other top teams, Thorpe played with a virtuosity that Sports Illustrated suggested would have won him the Heisman Trophy in 1911 and 1912 had that award existed.
