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The automatic paper-towel dispenser.
Of course, I don't think of it this way when I'm writing the tweet, but the humor comes from somebody imagining what, exactly, is going on, and it's a lot funnier to leave it to the reader's imagination: "I hate the sound those automatic paper-towel dispensers make when they say, "Give me fifty bucks".
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Automatic paper towel dispensers hardly ever work.
The worst design I've seen — and I've seen it entirely too many times — is an automatic paper towel dispenser placed above or immediately adjacent to a sink.
Today's its "Subscribe & Save" program allows Amazon customers to schedule automatic deliveries of household products (cleansers, paper towels, etc).
Each held paper towels.
Transfer to paper towel.
Drain on paper towels.
Paper towels are unrolled.
No paper towels.
A damp paper towel?
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