Naked Attraction starts tonight on Channel 4 at 10pm.
I think the attraction started in the opposite direction, although I'm now very fond of the mammal in question.
This time, though, he was a star attraction, starting a long evening that included sets by the saxophonist Joe McPhee and the pianist and performance artist Charlemagne Palestine.
It's nearly as far fetched as a screenwriter, assigned to do a sequel to "Fatal Attraction," starting off the new script with the Michael Douglas and Glenn Close characters back together again.
"Laws of Attraction" starts off eager to investigate the harsh farce of divorce, then switches tack and unloads the shocking news that marriage is hard work, and finally droops into a public announcement on behalf of the power of love.
The story of Italy's oddest tourist attraction starts in 1934, when the lodge was built, complete with elegant mosaics, a glass-roofed reading room and cocktail bar, as a hangout for aristocrats, cardinals and Mussolini's officials, perched so high it was only reachable by cable car in winter.
The tiny attraction started six years ago as one room in a San Diego art gallery, then grew so popular it relocated to Hollywood.
The attraction starts with a mock trial in the former courthouse and descends towards the horrific dungeons that prisoners were kept in.
And for entrepreneurs there is another attraction: Start-ups can offer prepaid cards without becoming a bank.
The attraction started in the living room, down through the dining room and kitchen, then back down the hall.
