I will NOT be checking my landline, which is a can attached to a string.
A square wooden paddle, attached to a string, is floated down the channel.
An overweight but hefty guy bends to prevent two balloons attached to a string from floating away.
"I like to demonstrate the way things spin," he said, as he put the boomerang down and picked up an inflated pink balloon attached to a string.
"I like to demonstrate the way things spin,'' he said, as he put the boomerang down and picked up an inflated pink balloon attached to a string.
To the astonishment of some, he said he had unwittingly worn the vital document for years folded inside a talisman attached to a string, a gift from the 16th Karmapa.
Throwing himself back on a table, he would scream the place down until his naked wife, attached to a string of sausages and smeared in fake blood, would emerge from between his legs.
And, presumably encouraged by the popularity of mannequins across the theatrical spectrum – from the experimental (Kneehigh) to the mainstream (War Horse) – even Punch and Judy would find it hard to dispute that many of this year's stand-out performers are attached to a string, have a hand up their bottom or a mask on their face.
"One day he said, 'I'm not taking off my pajamas.' Well, I'm going to be a street musician and not do laundry!" He reached down under his greasy T-shirt and pulled out a nine-millimetre cartridge that was attached to a string around his neck.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to talk to my best friend through a tin can attached to a string….
