The popular satirical blog Stuff White People Like asserts that "if you find yourself in a situation where a white person is talking about a marathon, you must be impressed or you will lose favor with them immediately".
Fitocracy asserts that if you don't track, you don't improve.
He asserts that if released, he feels he would be a stable citizen.
It asserts that if the Nazis had succeeded in exterminating all the Jews, Christians would have been the next targets.
Gary Burtless, an economist at the Brookings Institution, asserts that if businesses were really concerned about rising regulations, they would be investing now to avoid them.
Later, this protagonist asserts that if he heard that some American had committed suicide "rather than live in disgrace, I would fully understand".
At one point he asserts that if he were to write a book called The Cooperative Gene it "would be identical, word for word, with The Selfish Gene".
Their claim asserts that if not for the A.T.F.'s negligence in Operation Fast and Furious, "Brian's murderers would never have had the weapons they used against him".
But Mr. Ackman then asserts that if that is the case, no rational person outside the distribution network would ever purchase product at the full retail price.
"He does not specifically remember the black organizer, but asserts that if it was in the dresser he probably removed and searched it," an Internal Affairs report says.
So in the Lords (where else?), Oona King tables a motion that asserts that if the public had more "facts" it would surely unwind Brexit.
