Sentence examples for ass to avoid from inspiring English sources

By Andy Borowitz February 26 , 2013WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Minutes after telling the United States Senate to "get off their ass" to avoid the deep spending cuts that will take effect this Friday, House Speaker John Boehner called an impromptu press conference to announce his intention of remaining on his ass "for the foreseeable future".

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Minutes after telling the United States Senate to "get off their ass" to avoid the deep spending cuts that will take effect this Friday, House Speaker John Boehner called an impromptu press conference to announce his intention of remaining on his ass "for the foreseeable future".

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(It also makes you want to fanatically eat her ass, so you might want to avoid it if she's a square).

It's worth British politicians bearing this in mind when they rage against Jean-Claude Juncker or Angela Merkel over Britain's outstanding EU bill – probably best to avoid big-ass US-style bombing metaphors or, you would think, allusions to the German chancellor's less illustrious predecessor (cf Nazism, below).

Yet by the looks of the trailer, Kick-Ass 2 will have to tread carefully to avoid aping the films it riffs on too closely.

For anyone who's somehow managed to avoid Microsoft's silly-ass points system, here's the idea: instead of buying content with, you know, money, you buy content with Microsoft Points.

Against a newcomer like Palin, however, it will take something different to avoid coming off as an overly aggressive ass.

Oh well, rapidly decarbonizing the country and helping to avoid catastrophic climate change with some neat-ass technology was a nice thought.

But Rheon's mum is a social worker (his dad's an accountant), and her son has strongly advised her to avoid seeing him get (literally) medieval on Allen's ass in Thrones.

Go with: "They're one of my favorites, did you see their show at the (fill in the venue) last month?" Crass compliments like "Nice ass" or even "Hey, sexy" will offend many women, so it's best to avoid them.