His armpits were sweaty, his back hurt, his ass was sore from the therapist's lumpy couch.
"Uh... Well, it's not my fault you're a homo, and it's not my fault your gay ass is sore from watching men's figure skating".
"I definitely spent the morning in bed with a sore ass," she told me.
He needs a motorboat to take him upriver: Sure you think it's romantic at first but wait til you sit there five days onna sore ass sleeping in Indian shacks and eating hoka and some hunka nameless meat like the smoked pancreas of a two-toed sloth and all night you hear them fiddle-fucking with the motor — they got it bolted to the porch — "buuuuurt spluuuu . . .
He needs a motorboat to take him upriver: Sure you think it's romantic at first but wait til you sit there five days onna sore ass sleeping in Indian shacks and eating hoka and some hunka nameless meat like the smoked pancreas of a two-toed sloth and all night you hear them fiddle-fucking with the motor — they got it bolted to the porch — "buuuuurt spluuuu . . .
Although my ass was still sore, I agreed.
After two weeks and a sore ass, you'll revert to doing pushups in your living room while watching Mob Wives until the number of pushups completed dwindles from a hundred, to forty, to eleven, and finally, "This is my rest day, babe.
Summarise Latitude in seven words Pink sheep, sore feet, ass-kicking beats Fill in the gap, "Baa baa Latitude sheep, have you any_______ ?
About a year and a half ago I developed round, red, itchy sores on my legs, ass, and lower back.
But there was that one transcendent moment that balanced out--if even for just a second--Lochte, the Egyptian judo player, and all the other sore losers, cheaters, and entitled asses who collectively create cynicism around the event.
