The phrase "ass in five" is not a standard expression in written English and may be considered informal or slang.
It could be used in a context where someone is referring to a situation that will happen in five minutes or five units of time, often in a humorous or casual manner.
Example: "I'll be there, just give me a minute; I’ll have my ass in five."
Alternatives: "I'll be there in five" or "I'll show up in five."
He was behind the two biggest hits of 2013, co-writing and singing on Robin Thicke's controversial Blurred Lines (sample lyric: "I know you want it… I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two"), as well as dancing on the accompanying video (equally controversial: the men are all clothed and swaggering, the women passive and naked).
But on the eve of an election in which the Swedish left hopes to reclaim power after eight years in opposition, the man behind the words "I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two" invited the leader of Sweden's Feminist Initiative party onstage at his concert at the Stockholm Globe Arena.
But it is revealing that TI's verse, which features the inflammatory line: "I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two," has been replaced in televised performances with milder verses from rappers such as Iggy Azalea and the Roots Black Thoughtt.
Take the UK singles chart – a compilation predominantly controlled by the consumer habits of teens – where the present number one, Blurred Lines, includes the lyrics "Lemme be the one you back your ass up to /... Had a bitch, but she ain't as bad as you / So, hit me up when you pass through / I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two".
This is a retort to Thicke's line, "I'll give you something to tear your ass in two".
You spend all this time setting up your little world, building bases, amassing armies, fucking strategizing ad infinitum to get ready to face off against your opponent, and then, if you're even slightly mismatched, you either whip his ass in ten minutes or you spend ten minutes watching him systematically dismantle the tiny kingdom you just built, which you were superproud of until a second ago.
Again, it's that strange kind of intelligence via simultaneity that's at work here: The team is working their ass off, putting in twelve hour days of blood, sweat and emails as if Pioneer Works is everything, a project of great consequence, of enormous importance.
In the second scene, Park played Tina as a smart-ass; in one exchange, she asks permission to wear a sweatshirt so that the male crewmen won't gawk at her. Karen, Stewart's sister, replies that she has no sweatshirts.
"We acquired it for Australia and Canada, and our traffic is kicking ass in these two markets".
Its video centres around what appears to be an apartment full of date-rapists and their age-inappropriate quarry capering about in knickers, while Thicke quacks on about "bad nasty bitches" getting their "asses ripped in two".
