"Ten out of ten" declares AS, naming him the "motor of the game", the not-at-all-forced award sponsored by a car.
Even a matter as simple as naming a renovated playground or a refurbished computer lab in honor of a donor can become mired in bureaucracy.
The plan is to allow the audience to vote on such moves as naming the starting lineup, benching players and even picking cheerleaders.
Bochco was always keen to put one over on his network, even if it was something as silly as naming a Japanese character on LA Law Fukuto.
Is it any wonder that Benson and Hedges' eventual departure as naming rights sponsor brought with it the end of cricket kit design's golden era?
As naming conventions go, this seems like a good move away from the flag-planting, beat-you-to-it system toward something more democratic.
Some Kenyans, wanting to commemorate his visit, went as far as naming their newborns after Mr Obama – or, in one case, after the presidential jet.
A thing as simple as naming it allows us to root it out of the darkness and hushed conversation where it likes to breed like roaches.
While using some of the tactics employed by private companies, such as naming and shaming defaulters, could mitigate some risks, it also raises others to do with ethics and the possibility of getting things wrong.
But deciding what to call a literary work is as personal and instinctive as naming a child, and presumably – for Ravenhill, Adly Guirgis and Ronder – the expletive-deleted phrases distil something of the theme and attitude of their piece.
The review also proposes that the regulator uses stronger sanctions – such as naming and shaming organisations or individuals, ordering compulsory training or suspending an organisation from a certain type of fundraising.
