As everybody remembers from 1998 in France, the American team was a miserable set of whiners and incompetents.
Though, as everybody knows from Shakespeare, he refused the title of king, his power and condescension were insufferable to the nobility, and his fate was sealed.
We'll celebrate her life as well as everybody who graduated from high school".
The 2-1 triumph against Borussia Dortmund 14 months ago had turned "Schweini," as everybody calls him, from an archetypal nearly man – he had played in two losing European Cup finals before, in 2010 and 2012 – into a bona fide legend at the Bavarian club.
That's fine, he says, so long as everybody understands the situation from the beginning.
"We think going to the islands gives us a very good way to study the five gyres without having to do the same as everybody else and get samples from blue water," he says.
But when you raise $16.7 million, the stakes suddenly becomes much bigger as everybody expects a big exit from you.
Azure Stack is obviously going up against the likes of OpenStack, the open source enterprise cloud computing platform that now has the backing of everybody from Rackspace, HP Enterprise and IBM, as well as a thriving startup ecosystem.
And that, I imagine, will be just fine with Ms. Cohen, as long as everybody remembers where the idea came from.
A couple of things, actually, because that was also the evening Andrea Pirlo showed he was not as infallible from 12 yards as everybody thought.
