Scream, activate your security alarm from your key chain and cause as much commotion as possible.
Equally anarchic, Julie Rhodes's The Very Noisy House (Frances Lincoln, £11.99) describes a high-rise building whose every occupant creates as much commotion as possible.
With the possible exception of the roller-derby in California, none will create as much commotion as the contest in Texas.
Luckily coffee doesn't cause as much commotion as its fellow go-juice.
Normally, the Williams sisters arrive at the All England Club trailed by a commotion as loud as tin cans behind a newlywed's car: the outrageous Richard Williams.
And there was always the remote possibility that some terrorist would use the manufactured commotion as a cover to create the real thing.
The authorities hope the Islamist figurehead does not make as big a commotion as he did in November, when he refused to recognise the legitimacy of the court and insisted he remained the rightful president, prompting scuffles in the courtroom between lawyers and journalists.
I asked him 'Am I going to die?' He said 'No, it's just like having a baby.'" Groce's daughter Juliet walked downstairs as the commotion unfolded, but police blocked her from entering the bedroom.
Some vowels sound very different: my and thy become me and thee; tion, as in commotion, becomes commo-see-on; hour sounds like oar -- or whore, which made one of Shakespeare's puns suddenly make sense.
