Sentence examples for as a fart from inspiring English sources

Pissed as a fart, pissed out of his mind.

I'll stumble in, pissed as a fart, and there they'll be, whoah.

In the first scene he is behind the wheel and pissed as a fart.

At that point he was helped into an impromptu bed, "pissed as a fart".

"He was about as welcome, in the words of Billy Connolly, as a fart in a spacesuit.

In a fashion typical of the comedian, who always passed easily between the corporeal and the sublime, it started as a fart joke.

There doesn't appear to be anything so butt-crunching on this year's program, although ­– staying on the butt theme for a moment – there is Swiss Army Man, the already infamous "farting corpse movie" starring Daniel Radcliffe as, well, a farting corpse.

Gross and directionless, I Wanna Marry Harry is about as appealing as a fart-powered GPS.

There is no point wondering if this announcement came shortly after he followed a white rabbit down a hole; he has lived so long in his moral Bizarro World now that to apply even his own logic to his utterances is as pointful as reasoning with a fart.

California Governor Jerry Brown, a Democrat, dismissed the ad as "barely a fart," but some observers assumed that he was only feigning nonchalance.

The guys sitting along the bar seem suddenly shifty and annoyed and a little downcast and, yes, implicated, as if by a fart.