It might have happened 13,000 feet up in the Alpine swamps between Uganda and Congo, as I leapt from tussock to tussock with 50 pounds of gear on my back.
Near Prada, a young lady in a T-shirt and dirty jeans tossed her cigarette butt toward the gutter but hit my trouser leg as I leapt to take the picture of a woman in Michael Kors.
This was not a time to hold back I told myself as I leapt into the fray, the heavy beat picking me up and sweeping me into the early hours of the morning via Dan Drastic's funky tunes in the Taverne and the superb Johnny D at Saalbach's converted school (sorry kids).
"A big man, a huge man, with bared teeth was set to pounce, and before I could react he grabbed my shoulder and flung me back, screaming, 'Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers!' Then he swiped down my front, trying to rip off my bib number, just as I leapt backward from him.
In response, Taylor stated: "Cameron came in at the side as I leapt up for the ball.
Neighbors watched in amusement as I leaped around my lawn gasping in my trash bag dress.
So instead of reciprocating her warm greeting, I spun around to check out the dog, as I leapt into the elevator.
I want it to smell as soft as that pink eraser did and feel like the wind that once tickled me as I leapt laughing across a leafy playground to greet my friends.
It is only about two hundred yards to the bottom and as I leaped out of the car and flung the crate onto the street, the police were laughing and taking photos with their phones".
It got a solid laugh and, as I leapt from that premise's unfinished scaffolding onto the supremely appointed edifice of an actual joke I'd bothered to finish, I made a note in my head to not put the Hot Pockets on the finished album, but to save the concept to develop for the next one.
