The interviewer was trying to smart-arse him, asking him about his tracksuits and his medallions, and he was like: "Yo, this is just what's for sale in my neighbourhood – I just take it and own it".
I've coiled pink string around his bare arse, had him run naked into some shrubbery and dragged him to the desert for many different kinds of unspeakable acts.
"I can't just be an arse to him for no reason," splutters Harry at one point in the third book in the "Lily's Charm" series, by a writer called ObsidianEmbrace.
No, not the report from Valencia newspaper Provincias, who got hold of a full list of the first-team salaries and published them for the world to see (Ricardo Costa was the top earner on €3.7m a year, in case you're wondering), but the Getafe fan who provoked Diego Costa into missing a penalty … by flashing his arse at him.
Whether one likes Oliver or not, his meeting with this woman and others like her led him to spend years – while we were all sitting on our fat arses slagging him off – on a quest to work out why people in poverty aren't cooking fresh food.
Which is more than can be said for Guybrush, who ultimately needs Elaine to save him from getting his arse handed to him right across Mêlée.
"Lick arse" they called him, for playing up to the priest.
"We want you to get up the White House's arse," Jonathan Powell told him (don't you adore elegant diplomatic euphemism?), "and stay there".
In other prisons, the man who walks beside the gang boss and makes his arse available to him is called "the bitch".
When Queer As Folk first aired in 1999, it was an Ofcom-bothering hit that offered a shameless education on rimming, unrequited love, and the sort of sexual positions that had never been seen on TV before – as well as fabulous lines like: "Ooh, I'd stick my head up his arse and wear him like a hat" and "I snogged a woman once.
So, deer-woman puts a sharp stick up his arse to resurrect him.
