Calle Argantonio 3, +34 956 211640, hotelargantonio.es, doubles from €85 Hotel La Casa del Califa, Vejer Hope for rain and curl up in an armchair with a book, linger over lunch in the atmospheric restaurant, watch clouds scudding over the pile of white blocks, domes and church towers that make up this spectacular town.
Had the beneficiary of such largesse from another team been Alejandro Valverde, Davide Rebellin or one of the other pantomime villains of the sport, would the millions of armchair fans have been so quick to anger?
In the other, an armchair and sofa on which we sit.
Metaphorically, the band didn't even fly first class, but that didn't stop armchair critics from complaining that Pomplamoose didn't deserve to get on the plane to begin with, those plane-taking wankers.
"I never think: 'Now it clicks.' I never think: 'This is my style.' I just think, every 10 seconds: 'Is that good enough or not?' There's no sense of arrival or achievement, no armchair at the end of everything; just another challenge".
Sitting in an armchair in his new apartment, he revealed plans to buy a villa in Italy next year.
We get her home and her carers hoist the patient into her armchair.
ITV's coverage of the FA Cup later this month, for example, will hear fans' views of the game and armchair commentaries via AudioBoo on their mobile phones.
She'd come to stay with us over Christmas and we found her dead in the armchair on Christmas Eve morning.
Genuinely, they should pay us for using their rubbish broadband and getting people through the door, or at least get us some desks so we don't do our backs in – have you ever tried designing a website in an armchair?
His long partnership with Bird included The Long Johns, in which one interviewed the other in a series of guises as appalling establishment figures, all called George Parr – using the formula to lambaste targets including bankers, armchair generals in the Iraq war and faithless Tory MP husbands.
