A young volunteer leaps from the hotel's attic window, belayed by a rope; when he's almost safe on the ground, his belayer jerks him up again, which really scares him.
If you haven't by now seen or heard of the Kony 2012 video then it's almost safe to say you're not on Twitter or Facebook or that you haven't checked your email or talked with your kids or co-workers.
But officials say that shrimps bought in the United States are almost certainly safe to eat.
"There are almost no safe, legal ways for people to reach Europe, which forces people to take dangerous journeys on land, and perilous journeys at sea.
The Royals are almost certainly safe from relegation and will be able to concentrate on this clash, but there is very little reason to believe they can get anything from the tie.
Meanwhile, Steve Diamond's side moved above London Irish and into 10th position with the win and are almost certainly safe from relegation following a fourth success in five home league outings.
He told BBC Radio 4's Today programme: "One of the reasons these people are making the journeys is because the policy of the European Union is that there are almost no safe and legal means to access European soil to file an asylum claim.
But the West in general and America in particular are almost comically safe.
One of its most important guidelines says that in an emergency between stations, you are almost always safer on the train than off; do not get off without instructions and help from the train crew.
The GOs, backed by the full faith and credit of some group of taxpayers, are almost always safer.
