Nor would the equally greedy readers of biographies want it any other way -- a cannibal feast of family dysfunction, vile apprenticeship, open wounds, big scores, closet secrets, love gone wrong, grief and grudge.
"Every job that's been created, every apprenticeship opened up, every tax cut delivered for working people has our Liberal Democrat DNA running through it," he said.
Applications for this year's fast-track apprenticeship programme open today (28 January) and run until 19 February.
Following his apprenticeship he opened a print shop with a partner in Boston, but a few years later opened his own business in Charlestown.
After a brief apprenticeship, he opened his own studio in 1975.
Working with the infamous inventor of the New Look made an indelible impression on Scherrer, not only in terms of gaining an invaluable apprenticeship, but opening his eyes to the inner workings of the industry.
An apprenticeship of open-mic nights, after-school clubs and apathetic audiences followed, during which Wolf Alice morphed from an acoustic duo to an electric four-piece whose delicate folk was given a grunge-pop makeover.
Speakers at the roundtable agreed that such apprenticeships should help open the legal profession to a wider range of people.
Barclays has already signed up to such a scheme, while National Express is launching what it calls "open" apprenticeships to drive attempts to help people re-enter the world of work, in tandem with the Pensions minister, Steve Webb.
She fell in love with cookies and, after a series of apprenticeships, decided to open her own cookie business.
