Option 2: Trump wins, flipping two majestic birds into the air as sparklers erupt around him, gets into a helicopter and furiously shoots into the sky while unfurling a banner reading "HILLARY CROOKEDTON", gives every presidential press conference from the Apprentice US boardroom, and somehow drives America into the sea.
11.54am BST Karren Brady, the businesswoman and the Apprentice star, is speaking at the conference now.
The whole press conference felt like an apprentice serving up semi-automatic platitudes about his master, with Martínez's footballing philosophy coming from the very same place – both geographically and ideologically – as Guardiola's meticulous brand of possession-based football.
Ed Miliband introduced delegates at the Labour conference to Elizabeth the apprentice electrician, one of a series of people name-checked in his speech.
She said she also wanted to support the numerous women who have come forward, including Summer Zervos, a former Apprentice contestant who gave a press conference with Allred just last week.
Attorney Gloria Allred and former "Apprentice" contestant Summer Zervos held a press conference on Friday in the wake of Donald Trump winning the presidential election.
Gloria Allred, an attorney for a Summer Zervos, a former Apprentice contestant who has accused Trump, held a press conference later on Sunday to answer his attacks against her client and the other women.
Her account: Zervos, a contestant on season five of "The Apprentice" (and a self-described Republican) said in a press conference with attorney Gloria Allred that Trump assaulted her on several occasions.
Last week, Allred held a similar press conference with Summer Zervos, a former contestant on The Apprentice who claimed that Trump used a meeting about a job opportunity as a pretense to grope her and make sexual advances.
As the "break-out star" and runner-up on NBC's The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Bethenny was praised by Martha Stewart for her talents both in the conference room and in the kitchen.
