Sentence examples for apparently I need from inspiring English sources

Apparently, I need an aspidistra.

Apparently, I need to be a little more upbeat after last week's column; "brighten the (i-reading) public's mood a little".

Apparently, I need to update my USB Type C adapter now.

Apparently I need to work for FatWallet.com where they seemingly spend their downtime fooling around on Segways and such.

And apparently I need to point out that just because I have tattoos does not give you some sort of secret pass to do so.

Apparently I need what these vogue economists call a "soft paternalist," if not to opt-out of the human condition to at least, like Nietzsche's ubermensch, help me overcome it.

Apparently, I needed Mr Schecter's memory more than he did.

Apparently, I needed to cancel the replacement order for the original order that Dell told me they had canceled but had also re-entered for shipment whenever the new part came in and whenever they got around to building and shipping my laptop.

I tried to buy something with kangaroo in it too, but apparently I needed a prescription.

I suggested they let the guy at least sit down, but apparently I needed to "FUCKING GET BACK".

But now in 2014 technology has finally caught up so apparently I don't need the old textbook, workbook and conversation tapes.