If there were truly appalling delays, Sohn had a shot at leading the six-o'clock news.
All that meant plenty of drama, despite the appalling lack of buzzer-beating shots and highlights for the ages, Luke Winn writes on SI.com.
He could then spend a comfortable round retrieving his drive from the most appalling places and taking his second shot from the middle of the fairway.
He powers his third shot, a wedge from an appalling lie down the left, to ten feet below the hole.
But the Shrimpers were immediately back on top in the appalling wet conditions with Ryan Leonard having an outrageous 50 yard shot tipped over the crossbar by the backpedalling Forde.
He also became renowned for playing outrageous recovery shots, a product of practising from the most appalling lies in the rough or from behind obstacles.
Going into Wednesday's game, he had an appalling.798 save percentage, having only managed to stop 67 of 84 shots.
The final shot, accompanied by an improbable but perfect musical cue, is an astonishing cinematic gesture, an appalling, hilarious statement about modern values, the state of the world, human nature and everything else.
He takes appalling risks with unlikely flavor combinations and, most of the time, cashes in on one long-shot bet after another.
