Miami House gangster Jesse Perez is well-versed in the art of keeping it real as if you couldn't tell from his 2 Live Crew-influenced tracks with names like "This Girl (Be Sucking That Dick)," "Any Freaks Out There," and "The Juice Maker".
That should give any control freak something to worry about.
And not just any sneaker freak, but one with links to an e-commerce site, Streetretro.com, which sells merchandise at discounts.
As any gadget freak can tell you, however, that's an inflated, fanciful figure provided for — well, for no good reason.
CONVENIENCES -- If you ask any gadget freak to name the most annoying aspect of modern electronics, the answer is likely to be "Too expensive," "Obsolete by lunchtime" or "I can't fit more than two of those big black power-adapter bricks into my power strip".
To witness four or five events, from ringside, should be sufficient for any sports freak, but, slumping back into my room after midnight, steaming from a walk through hot polluted rain, my soul aquiver with Korean archers and other triumphant minorities, I still found the will to switch on CCTV, the main state-run Chinese channel, and catch the bronze-medal fight in men's lightweight judo.
Also, although Neon is going to be souped up for next year, there's no way any speed freak or wannabe is ever going to coo over a Neon.
Now in its fifteenth year, the festival features dozens of films from China, Japan, Korea and beyond, and enough genre types--zombies, gangsters, kung fu masters, demons, exorcists, prostitutes, crooked cops, corrupt politicians, superheroes, mermaids--to satisfy any film freak.
Never, under any circumstances, freak out or run away.
