It can be tough to rekindle any bedroom passion after such questions come up.
The door can be changed to hinge from left to right to suit any bedroom layout.
"Lend timeless elegance to any bedroom with French crochet," he suggested.
Her son, Brandon, 7, still has neither a bed nor any bedroom furniture.
Grandma Memento: My grandmother's crucifix, which I always put over the door in any bedroom I've slept in.
Former prime minister Lord Rosebery once remarked, "I regard any bedroom I occupy as unfurnished without a copy".
Set a can of peas on the floor of just about any bedroom and it would roll slowly in the direction of the gibbering Atlantic.
He may be known for his shiny indestructible shield and star-spangled superhero get-up, but Chris Evans reckons Captain America may never have seen any bedroom action.
The move will cost the Queen dear, and not just thanks to the pesky roof or painting a few bedrooms (there are 52, which surely makes the state-funded residence fall foul of any Bedroom Tax).
