Years ago the answer to the Christmas Day anticlimax was a spot more port and the Morecambe and Wise Christmas special, but recently more and more people are choosing their computers, rather than the TV, for post-turkey entertainment.
While trying to decide on a joke for his best man speech, Tom asks Jean-Ralphio which Vince Vaughn movie he should choose; Jean-Ralphio confidently answers Fred Claus, a 2007 Christmas comedy film.
* oh, christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree!
That's a funny way to describe a deal where taxpayers come out at least £400m poorer, but at least we now have an answer to that perennial pre-Christmas question of what to give the man who has everything.
Among his all-time best-selling records were "Mona Lisa," "Too Young," "For Sentimental Reasons," "Pretend," "Answer Me My Love," "Rambling Rose," "Christmas Song" and "Smile".
THE first year it was simply a matter of getting by: purchasing Christmas presents for the children, answering queries from the F.B.I. and the news media, filing reams of paperwork.
For those of you wondering about the developers hosting their own servers, Kyle answered, "We plan on making that decision by christmas and announcing our intentions then =)." However, feelings are generally mixed.
She has said that "The Long Christmas Ride Home" is partly a latter-day answer to the works of Thornton Wilder, including "Our Town" and the short pieces "The Long Christmas Dinner" and "The Happy Journey to Trenton and Camden".
It is worth taking a moment and asking yourself, as you look at the Ugly Christmas Suit: "Do I feel like my hope for humanity has diminished?" If you answered yes, then think carefully before you mail that invitation for your next terrible Ugly Christmas Sweater party.
