And you are British, and ex-army, and the impeccable manager in a ritzy Cairo hotel during Mubarak's fall, and know an arsenal of such stubborn filth could render a hugely popular uprising stillborn.
You are at once surrounded by the exquisite natural beauty, the immense and breathtakingly beautiful African sky and in our case the impeccable attention to grace and elegance in a simplistic way, the perfect confluence between British chintz and African ethnic.
The magic of the clothes was in the expert cut and the impeccable and imaginative, though totally discreet, details.
In terms of the personalities and pedigree of the two managers, the staggering amounts of money spent in the transfer window and the impeccable starts United and City have made to the new season, it is clear things have moved up several notches since the memorable Old Trafford meeting five years ago and a result the BBC suggested would send shock waves through the Premier League.
K.C. Daryl Wine Bar and Restaurant, New Brunswick David Drake, the brains and brawn behind the impeccable restaurant in Rahway that bears his name, is maintaining his standards here as well.
The authors, correspondents for The Economist and trained in the usually impeccable logic of that splendid journal, show irrefutably why globalization will ultimately help most people.
Given the contents of the report in question (child abuse) and the impeccable reputation of the reporting official (Kompass), this was no small task, but among them, the emails show, the ethics and investigations offices figured out how to do it.
A harmonious alliance of nautical tradition and great style, this small ship is designed to cruise into the most secluded harbors where larger vessels cannot reach, and the refined yet casual lifestyle on board is manifest in the warm charm of each Stateroom and in the crew's impeccable service.
It was the broad, empty streets, the Maseratis in the driveways and the utterly impeccable landscaping that suggested something different.
Right now, I'm trying to believe Richard Gere is a homeless, mentally ill alcoholic, but I still see him as a serene Buddhist meditating with Lisa Simpson or as the Officer and the Gentleman in impeccable dress whites carrying off Debra Winger for a bit of slap and tickle.
