Case in point: "Death Race," a delectable bit of B-movie savagery that actually does feature pipe melees, among much other kicky (and punchy and impaled-by-a-metal-spikey) ultraviolence.
@MrArchitect Death by being filmed (and impaled by the camera) in Michael Powell's Peeping Tom.
It turns out that Watney wasn't killed, merely knocked out and impaled by the dish's antenna.
The day after the topping out, a worker fell and was impaled by a steel bar (his condition is stable); then, on Wednesday, a beam being lifted by crane crashed into the windows of the 46th floor, necessitating the closure of the street below.
I would only worry that the scooter handlebars would stab you in the back at some point or you'd fall on the wheel and get impaled by a spoke, but I supposed all that doesn't matter when you're Matterhorning down a mountain yelling "Trollolololol" while pushing yourself along on a portable scooter.
I slipped on a hill and I got impaled by a dagger, through my head.
There were 18 balls hit in the water at No. 17, one putter thrown in the water at No. 13, and a caddie nearly impaled by a putter tossed by his irate boss at No. 14, the toughest hole of the day.
Inside, Paco Bell (Khalid Rivera) has met with an "accident" while surreptitiously adding his own special sauce to a mélange of fetid chicken parts, and Carl Jr. Caleb Emersonn) is lethally impaled by a mop after attempting some hanky-panky with the reanimated corpse of a slimy roaster.
Using the Jaws of Life Kat's rescuer accidentally activates the airbag, and her head is impaled by a pipe protruding from her headrest.
She then plummets to the ground; when she lands, her side is impaled by a stake, and she shrieks and swears.
