With the powers vested in me by George Bush's secret orders, I am now declaring myself "President-For-Life," and hereby order all those who voted against me to report to the following regional re-education centers (I completely reject the term "concentration camps," because it just doesn't sound "hopeful" enough) by sundown tonight...."....
"The court hereby orders and directs you to return tomorrow in accepted dress.
"Neil Chandran, Freevi Corporation and Freevi Capital Ltd. are hereby ordered to desist and refrain from the further offer or sale in the State of California of securities…unless and until qualification has been made under the law or unless exempt".
Now in the name of the Holy Redeemer, the King of Kings, the Man of Trinity, I hereby orders you to git.
[The Court] hereby orders that any attorney employed at the Justice Department in Washington, D.C. who appears, or seeks to appear, in a court (state or federal) in any of the 26 Plaintiff States annually attend a legal ethics course.
'It is further ordered, adjudged and decreed that if such a separate law school is so established and ready to function, the defendants, Board of Regents of the University of Oklahoma, et al., be, and the same are hereby ordered and directed to not enroll plaintiff in the first-year class of the School of Law of the University of Oklahoma.
Based upon the foregoing, it is hereby ordered and adjudged that the motion to dismiss or alternative motion for summary judgment is granted.
One sentence near the end summed up his message in boldface capital letters: "You are hereby ordered to cease and desist" saying unpleasant — and what the lawyer maintained were untrue — things about the developers he represents.
All Yankee loyalists are hereby ordered out of their children's tents and into the line of fire.
Now, therefore, this 21st day of September 2012, it is hereby ordered that the motion for reargument is unanimously denied.
"It is hereby ordered that the Metropolitan Detention Center of the Federal Bureau of Prisons permit Joseph Watts (#42320-053) to possess and wear one pair of Nike Shox sneakers with blue 'Sorbo' innersoles," the order reads.
