That proposal also went over like a lead balloon.
The deviled egg appetizer also went over well at my table.
A joke about sharia law — Americans don't want it, and Muslim Americans really don't want it — also went over big.
Alex King, Lawrence Dallaglio, Eoin Reddan, James Haskell, Daniel Cipriani, Nick Adams and Mark van Gisbergen, who added eight conversions, also went over during a comfortable afternoon for Wasps.
Barritt and Mordt also went over after the break, with Ashton's second sandwiched in between.
Rhys Evans, Richie Myler and Garreth Carvell also went over, Justin Carney and Michael Shenton replying.
Veteran prop Phil John also went over twice while Dragons' tries came from Jason Tovey and Sarel Pretorius.
Burgess grabbed his second, while Joel Tomkins and George Williams also went over, as Wigan led 34-0 at half-time.
The winger scored his side's first two tries, and returning forward Mickey Paea also went over as the Black and Whites led 16-4 at half-time.
The 23-year-old wing scored twice in 11 minutes, while Will James and Billy Twelvetrees also went over as the hosts totally dominated the first half.
Remi Casty, Steve Menzies, Ian Henderson, Olivier Elima and Daryl Millard also went over, Thomas Bosc kicking six goals, while Niall Evalds crossed for Salford's solitary try.
