If we could just get all the erections out of the way, we could focus on more important things: the normalisation of sexual violence, the importance of sex education that acknowledges pornography and explains its hopelessness as a guide to reality, the fostering of self-esteem among an age group that struggled with it long before internet porn was a phenomenon.
All Erection & Crane Rental, owner of two of these massive boom cranes, prefers its "superlifting operators" to have at least 20 years of big-crane experience before manning those 14-foot-high cockpits.
Is the house insurance company liable for the loss, or is the builder liable for the loss under his all-risks erection insurance policy?
But even on its own depressing criteria, the BBC is failing to embrace the new and the young and the technology – words which give them all an erection at Television Centre.
The Engineering department focuses on reinsurance coverage of property damage, business interruption, machinery breakdown/boiler, contractor all risks, erection all risks and third party liability.
It seems like they have to have erections all the time these days.
Lynda Madaras's "On Your Mark, Get Set, Grow!" includes a chapter subtitled "All About Erections," although I'm pretty sure the Bette Davis joke is lost on her readers: they're in fourth grade.
"I'm just going to call him Jim S. Sweatpants all the time, constant erection, reading fantasy books, talking to himself".
Doctors told Williams he might never again be able to get an erection, despite all the pictures of scantily clad, beautiful women his friends jokingly left during hospital visits.
But he wasn't, and it's all nice scoreboard momentum, with no wild swiping, excellent platform erection and all that - helped by Rubber-Hands Ramdin electing to miss a stumping, after Ali missed a wide and he failed to field behind the wicket.
