"They've switched the Evian to Crystal Geyser," one agent complained.
It got to the point where Nicole Aragi, Foer's agent, complained to the New York Times magazine that the jealous frenzy "had me ripping my hair out".
("He's like Wilt Chamberlain when he decided to pass more, and he led the league in assists," a rival agent complained. "He decides to focus on the draft, and he gets fifteen of the thirty first-round picks").
Gonçalo Reis, Bebé's agent, complained to the PFP and Fifa that Mendes had poached the player; later Portuguese police announced an investigation into the transfer, but no results of it are known and Mendes has faced no disciplinary charges.
"If Mr Darwin is right in his theory," the accompanying piece asks, "has not the climax of evolution been reached and are we not heading down the hill toward the aboriginal starting point again?" Wilde's agent complained.
The estate agent complained that the place smelled of urine, which she thought was a step up from what it usually smelled of (rapturous applause) and wasn't surprising because she'd piddled in his briefcase (uninhibited howls).
