Even after torching a corpse-filled Mercedes, he takes time out to call his florist.
The Confederates blamed the invading troops of Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman, who arrived in Columbia after torching their way through Georgia.
As Ben Gordon said after torching the Knicks with 25 points, at the very minimum, "Sometimes you just need change to get things straight".
Worst of all, one week after torching the Pittsburgh Steelers with one deep pass after another, the Broncos seemed to forget John Elway's exhortation to Tebow to "pull the trigger," even though the Patriots possess one of the most porous pass defenses in the league.
The attack lasted three hours, and insurgents left the town around 5am, after torching two army vehicles and hoisting their black flag over the camp.
After torching bulldozers, trucks and portacabins belonging to Canadian mining company El Dorado and its Greek subsidiary Hellenic Gold, the group used tree trunks to block police and firefighters from reaching the site.
Soon after the torch runner passed by, the cheering crowds were ordered to get back onto their designated buses and head to the next location along the route, where they were expected to cheer for the cameras all over again.
Mario Andrada, a Rio 2016 organising committee spokesman, expects the mood to pick up after the torch relay, which started last week in Athens, reaches Brazil, with the public then getting excited once Brazil wins its first gold.
Lit by the sun's rays during an elaborately choreographed pageant in Ancient Olympia a week ago, the flame arrived in Athens after a torch relay around Greece, including visits to Crete and the Turkish border.
