The first thing you notice at an Oregon practice is the music, which blasts from two giant speakers affixed to the ceiling.
Get your subterranean church organs tuned and make sure your chandeliers are firmly affixed to the ceiling: the Phantom is extending his reach.
In "Crazy Glue," a couple fight about how well Superglue works; later, the man comes home to find his wife affixed to the ceiling.
A sculpture affixed to the ceiling looks like a tangle of icicles, and the bread plates resemble chips of pale blue ice.
Hand-painted plates are affixed to the ceiling of the private dining room, and kitschy deer-head planters decorate the ultramodern bathrooms.
It was then abandoned and suffered severe water damage that rotted the timbers of the ark and benches and destroyed plasterwork, including a large Star of David affixed to the ceiling.
Each had a bed with clean bedding, a dresser, a writing desk, a lamp affixed to the ceiling or the wall, and a rug or a carpet with an intricate pattern.
After dinner (aubergine-free), and once the fiery-tailed cyclops cake had been approved by its designer, I read both boys a bedtime story, covertly checking out what was new, altered, shifted: a proper desk for the eldest, bedside lamps I didn't recognise, and our ancient glitter ball finally affixed to the ceiling.
Along which lines the other great work in the show is "Delineator," from the mid-'70s, which positions two huge rectangular steel slabs, each 10 feet by 26 feet, one resting on the floor, the other affixed to the ceiling above it.
Boxing gloves, heavy bags, and televisions acting as platforms for trophies and combat-born clay sculptures hang from chains affixed to the ceiling.
It's 4.30pm and, as a tall Lithuanian dancer swings from a bar affixed to the ceiling, shaking her booty in the face of the cackling Grant Mitchell lookalike in the front row, the sounds of Rudimental's remix of Ed Sheeran's "Bloodstream" blast through the gaudy venue.
