Some believe the weather is already being shaped by "chemtrails" – aeroplane contrails deliberately laced with toxic chemicals – and mysterious weather warmongers are, for reasons unknown, making the eastern US unbearably chilly and California stricken by drought.
A $6bn £4bnn) proposal for a form of transportation linking LA and San Francisco, Hyperloop would provide subsonic air travel where pods travel in a partial vacuum within a 350 mile-long tube allowing commuters to travel between the American cities in just 30 minutes (faster than even a commercial aeroplane journey).
And there's little chance that What Would Kenny Do? will be nearly as hopeless as 1997's Double Team, the film that consciously decided to buddy Jean-Claude Van Damme with green-haired basketball weirdo Dennis Rodman and make them battle a nonspecific international conspiracy by jumping out of an aeroplane and getting chased around by tigers.
An aeroplane flown by airline Flybe heading to Dublin was forced to turn back after a bee became lodged inside its instruments.
Jenny Stevens Winner: 9/11 Tourist Guy Shortly after September 11 2001, a photo appeared of a tourist posing on the observation deck of the World Trade Center, oblivious to the aeroplane heading towards the building below him.
So you could vape in an aeroplane toilet?
But they're those comically lardy simpletons in sports clothes who require two aeroplane seats each.
A Boeing 757 carrying 189 people crashed five minutes after taking off in February 1996 because the pitot tube – which measures the speed of an aeroplane – had become blocked by a wasps nest.
Beyond fossil fuels Although CO2 is the main driver of global warming, there are plenty of others, such as soot, methane, nitrous oxide and even aeroplane vapour trails.
If you've ever met a child, or had a child, or watched a child throw a full-blown tantrum on an aeroplane because it didn't particularly care for any of the in-flight meal options, you'll know that they are all inherently rightwing.
We booked with Elite Sailing in Chatham and were taught the principles - basically, how sails use lift in a similar way to the wings of an aeroplane, enabling you to travel into (actually, just off) the wind.
