Today we welcome the Independent's Sean O'Grady into this pantheon, thanks to his blinding explanation of why, no, he doesn't think you should have a railcard actually, because, actually, why should you?
Though actually, why would you do that?
I actually understand why you're going right from one fad, The Master Cleanse, to the next, The Clean Program.
At one point during the interview, Parker said, "I'm not actually sure why you would sign up with a record label.
Unlike some blue-staters, I actually get why you'd want to have a gun: Maybe you want a rifle to hunt with, or a handgun to use in extremely dangerous S&M play, or, like Kim Kardashian, you see a gun as a fashion statement.
It's like, wow thanks Starbucks, but actually why don't you just pay your full tax like everyone else has to?" Customer Paula McCaully, 42, with her partner Ian, said: "I was hoping for a coffee but [the protesters] are right, of course, and we will boycott and get our coffee somewhere else, I think.
"Actually, why don't you back into that one up there," he says, pointing to a smaller and narrower space a little further down.
Actually, why not use it even when you're not taking self-portraits?
No, what actually matters is why you are kissing so many guys.
