Actually, seriously, how did you earn that huge jump?
Later, among a section where he leans on tried and tested material and returns to some Brit-oriented routines, he muses on "the lying words", by which he means the protracted sounding of "honestly, actually, seriously... ...... by people whose intentions are not to be trusted.
However, there's also a bravery in dishing out that sort of treatment, because while the intention (usually) isn't to actually seriously hurt one's opponent, it's an inevitable hazard of hurling a hard object at someone from 22 yards away, at upwards of 95 miles an hour.
You don't give them enough to actually seriously challenge the establishment, of course; to, say, remake the system so that the siphoned wealth goes to its poor and oppressed people instead of its silent, invisible masters.
The White iPhone 4 (which, according to legend, is woven from the finest unicorn hair and is visibile only during the new moon) might actually, seriously, for-real-real be coming soon.
So, once you have gotten to the point where Nigerian youth, middle-aged people, whoever, are actually seriously considering a venture it's viable, they have a business plan, they have done all the studies how are they going to fund it?
